HOT LIKE ME , . !

[PARIS DIGBY DEAN]

paris digby dean

paris d. dean. dark elf. co leader. friendly. arrogant. two faced. cheeky. witty. animal lover. racist. at home with the lights off. hotter than a hot water bottle. sarcastic. dry. sexxxxual. oh, and gay.

this is lazy but in short so is paris so let's pretend it's intentional. paris is a gay nineteen year old racist dark elf. he dun like light elves...or witches very much. he's pro human though and has the single most adorable niece in the freakin' world. he's here to hide from his uncle, who assaulted him and got angry when paris turned him in xD i am so tired i can barely keep my eyes open so it's my time to hit the hay. this will be updated tomorrow no doubt.

[ASHLEY MARLEY STARR]

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omg you'd be heartless to deny me this love ;________;

BUT IN ALL SRSNESS..ash is a very adorable, loveble eighteen year old boy. he's slightly naive and very innocent, and was abused as a child. so, i can reallyyyy see ash getting a crush on him, because he's so " OMGI'MHOT~", everything ash wishes he could be. soyeah, do with that what you will<3

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[PARIS DIGBY DEAN]

hurrrrrr.

-cough- excuse me ;3

THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST CUTEST THING EVER <33 paris will flirt something rather awful and play with ash's hair. cause that's what i would do o.o AND I WILL THINK OF SOMETHING EVEN MORE AWESOME WHEN IT'S NOT SO LATE. I JUST WANTED TO REPLY TO THIS BEFORE I WENT TO BED XD /capattack.

[EVAN REESE TORRES]

BUMBLEBEEEEEE. <3 so hai again. here i've got EVAN TORRES (again lmao!) because. ANIMAL LOVERS UNITE. i think evan and paris would get along and be crazy together, but if he said something like....racist or just plain arrogant she'd get all "-_-" and serious. she doesn't like that too much. but all in all, they'd generally have loads of fun. they could sit around camp and check out the hotties! lemme know what you think! <3

[SEREN SEXY FISH .]

c l i c k

^^ i support it. lawl.
i just wanted... so show you... that...
*awkwardly leaves*

[BOSTON LUELLA FRANCK]

o3o ohhh, boss would like him, even if she didn't like him when he was racist. because he's cute with ash and evan, and likes animals, and technically she is quite a bit animal xD butyeah. i think boss would like him and prolly annoy him by jumping on his back from behind when he wasn't looking for piggy backs and bringing him food in the middle of the night and being like "LETS GO FROG HUNTING >D" and stupid shit like that because she gets excited.

andersssss. prolly would be pretty neutral, mild dislike i think because he's racist and anders would be all "T_T theres no need for that" even though paris clearly thtinks there is a need (x suuuper. yeah. mild dislike for anders, friendies for bobear?

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[PARIS DIGBY DEAN]

- evan / paris
psh evan = winn. man, they would cause so much havoc together. and he'd get her to shift on demand, jsyk. he thinks shifting is amazinggg and love to be able to rock that. dw, he's not ~in your face with his racism, it's mostly just because he was raised by two extreme racists, so he's kind of just picked it up? hard to explain, but let's just blame it on the parents xD i don't think he's ignorant enough to actually start hating on light elves for no reason, if he saw one then yes, possibly, but he knows how to keep it in check. they should still argue over it at some point though ;D he'd be all WELL I DUNNO WHY I HATE THEM D< I JUST DO!

- seren

i approve of your approvement. yes. i made up a word. what of it? xD

- boss / paris

first of all, she has THE coolest nickname in the whole world. paris would love her for that alone. secondly, they're both named after cities, WIN. and thirdly he would love the pants off her <3 he would use surprise piggy back attacks to make fat jokes, cause he's a dick like that xD but mucho love for the midnight foodage! he pretty much never sleeps at night, obvz so he'd be down for taking her on a picnic at like three in the morning and going frog hunting of course ! xD WE SHOULD TOTALLY THREAD <3

- anders / paris

their names are super pretty together o.o they just ~go. that aside mild dislike would be CHILL, sort of distain when they're forced to converse, but otherwise can't really say much against one another. honestly, paris would probably dislike anders just because anders dislikes him.

[ASHLEY MARLEY STARR]

ashandparis
A W E S O M E 8) i'd do that, too. ash would be like " -gigglegigglegiggle-". he wouldn't understand the flirting. xD SOYESTHESETWOARELOVELET'STHREADNOWWW~

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[EVAN REESE TORRES]

;D haha, that sounds amazing to me! and evan would do it; she'd shift to show off, not because he wanted her too particularly XD okie dokie, understandable! and we should, just because it'd be funny to set off evan's temper!

[PARIS DIGBY DEAN]

- ash / paris

paris and ashley sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g xD paris wishes.

- evan / paris

i think angry evan would scare the crap out of paris xD he'd be all 'omg what have i created?!' i would be so funny for there to be someone who might actually intimidate him slightly, even if it's just when she's angry <3

[SEAN JAMES NOVAK]

so... Sean is a light elf... but he needs firends and paris needs to be less racist. x3

[PARIS DIGBY DEAN]

- sean / paris

dude. i was totally going to post a request/plot idea for a light elf to make paris see the light. omgpunsftw. but really, he DOES need to be less racist, he's far too relaxed about using his parents as an excuse for his behaviour xD plus if sean wasn't a light elf paris would probably love the hell out of him. obvz he's not going to magically accept sean, he won't massively hate on him because he's not ~that~ racist, he would probably ignore him, or if sean dared engage him he'd be all 'ew. go away D<' butyeah, if they become friends, which i believe they eventually should! paris is going to make him stay up at night, because he's got this odd belief that light elves miss out on all the fun that can be had in the dark. which isn't as promiscuous as it sounds xD aaaaan that was a crap load of ramble !

[SEAN JAMES NOVAK]

this makes me so happy i dont even think you understand the joy! Jack for the WIN!!

[PARIS DIGBY DEAN]

hehe, yay <3